Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Blog Posts' on Speed?

So many Blog Posts? Can't keep up? Think I'm high on life? The below is what inspired this strange maniac posting. It's MakeupGeeks' Blog Challenge!

Hey Marlena!
I hope you enjoy my eyeliner inspired look!
I call it my Thou Canvas Thy Art - Feather Drama.
Just grab your nearest eyeliner (mine was Designer Brands Australia's KOHL in Black 631) and let your imagination be your guide. Mine was the delicate fall of feathers during a sleepover pillow quarrel.
I advice using light strokes and a pocket full of flair.
At the end of the eye, there is a couple of even lighter strokes indicating the aftermath.

Feather Drama - You like?

Feather Drama- Closed

Feather Drama- Open

Feather Drama- Overview


Retail Therapy.

It's bazaar the feeling you get when shopping. You feel the world might be perfect for that split second, when you spot those celebrity pumps you envied or smell that designer perfume you craved. But once the screen reads "Approved" it slaps you in the face as you are awaken from a spiked sleep: *A grand was just spent from the debit credit card*. Everything then falls apart, because you realize those objects are worthless despite the ironic price tag. Who is delusional enough to think the world can be perfect? But the worst, it's a cycle that keeps hitting us on the head. Despite it all, these materialistic purchases are what keeps us sane. Pathetic? I'd seek an Asylum..

Ahh, the aftermath of the so called therapy of shopping. Does it really exist or does our mind play tricks on us so we are not aware of the trauma our pockets are suffering? I think our brains play numb and we assume it's therapeutic but it's some hypnotic drug called Retail Therapy. :D


Did I hear someone say eBay?

Everyone is aware of my freaky, over the top, abnormal OCD with eBay. I eBay everything!

Mum: We need wet wipes.
Me: *eBay*
Sister: My back hurts!
Me: *eBay*
Hungry? Tired? Sad?
Me: eBay*

I think the invisible readers i like to think i have just had a mental note of: Is she like, sponsored to say that? I wonder how much the $$ cha- ching $$ is?

LOL! Well, no one reads this except me and my non existent followers. So yes, i may be invisibly sponsored. :P

Well, I'm getting off track so this is what my OCD led me to:

I found myself typing into eBay, "life". LIFE! I think i really need one.. :s


Hear hear, It's 2011 hun!

The Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. So I think in terms of the day's resolutions, rather than the year's. You see, one who breaks a resolution is a weakling and one who makes one is a fool. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. As always, New year, same goal. :D (Hope you sense all the sarcasm in this, if not make your new year goal to get a sense of humor.) 2010, we are only getting older. ;)
So, the above was my 2010 New Year's facebook status. Hmm, Am I older? Without a doubt. Do I still have the same goals that are yet to be achieved? LOL! If there was a stupid question in the world, I think i just mentally asked it. Hello?! I am itsdstnd to stay the same. :P

Well, Let's check out my 2011 New Year's facebook status.

‎: No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. Alas, never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. 2011 :Dx

Well, well aren't I the wise one? As I scrolled further up look what I found? This was posted write after my New Year status.

‎: OMG! My peel off mask just waxed half my left eyebrow off. I guess I'm ending the year with a bang. :s

‎: 2010- Forget actual eyebrow hairs. 2011- Hello, eyebrow pencils. (Refer to previous status) :D

I guess I'm one to follow a trend or can i pass for the trend-setter?

Nonetheless, 2011 may you not kick me in the butt like all the other years. :D